Theres A Noonis

punchesco:

heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

“My liege, I’m afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course…”

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teleportinggg:

im like if an evil girl was really nice anyway goodnight

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tjmystic:

So, when I was doing my thesis on whether or not fanfiction should be considered a legitimate genre of literature, my advising professor asked me for examples.  I gave him the generic ones, of course - “Pride & Prejudice and Zombies” is a horror fanfic of “Pride & Prejudice”, “50 Shades of Grey” is an erotica fic of “Twilight" - and that seemed to make him understand what fanfiction is, but not how it’s useful.  So I thought about it, and, after about a minute, I said, “Paradise Lost is basically a fanfiction of the Book of Genesis.  And The Divine Comedy is an epic self-insertion fic for Catholic doctrine.  So, basically, you were teaching us fanfiction last semester.”  I had never before seen a grown man’s eyes widen with such fear, incomprehension, disgust, awe, and understanding.

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switchyyangel:

yeah

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cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

I literally love that pork fat was sacred to Hestia. Goddess of Workin’ the Grill, Goddess of Throwin’ Some Honey Mustard On that Bad Buoy, Goddess of Autism Be Damned.

In my heart of hearts Hestia is some grungy looking creole tgirl with a beer belly and an outdoor grill.

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ghostjellyfishheart:

when will my husband (mina’s husband jonathan) return from the war (send me an email)

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hunter-rodrigez:

traycakes:

liberalsarecool:

Add this to list of shitty things silver-spoon knobheads get away with. #Hyperloop

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irondadmadlads:

Ao3 is back up!! Enjoy your fics and don’t forget to show your support to the volunteers working through the DDOS attack!

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nc-vb:

cryptotheism:

pastacrylic:

pastacrylic:

WAIIIT. THE NEW IN-DEVELOPMENT TUMBLR LAYOUT WITH COLLAPSED REBLOGS.

IT REMOVES “NOTES” ALTOGETHER AND SEPARATES EVERY INTERACTION LIKE ON OTHER WEBSITES

I DO NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL

Also it generally doesn’t make sense at all. It shows the last reblog of the chain. Which means you only see someone’s answer to something, without seeing what they’re actually responding to.

This is such a weird change.

Being able to see the whole conversation is half the fun of this website!

Can we just bully tumblr again, like we did when they moved their shop button and our blog button?

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kleowolfy:

BORB

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